by Autoduelist
Here's a "No Event" card for fun. It doesn't fit the game's theme.Title: Graveyard
Flavor: The earth is rent as hands thrust upward to scrape away the compacted soil. A mob of zombies rises up to confront you.
Text: Your battle preparations are interrupted by the arrival of a bard dressed in red leather. He strikes up a jaunty beat and before long the zombies shuffle in a macabre imitation of his every movement.
You shake your head in disbelief and make your escape before the tune ends.